Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Filming a movie
Blocked 5th ave. Off. I was walking down the street, post U. Club roast... When I stumbled upon a movie shoot.
Movie is a live-action version of "Fantasia." Saw a truck drag Nicolas Cage down 5th avenue in reverse, in a Pinto. Thrice.
Allegedly, and more importantly, the movie also features Monica Bellucci.
It will be called "The Sorceror's Apprentice." And has a $200mm budget.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Gano Wounds Arm(s)
Got an email from Gano entitled "Memorial Day my ass..." with this photo attached. Seems he has a hairline fracture near his left elbow and mangled / sprained / pulled the muscles in his right forearm by going over the handlebars of his bike. And is in a constant amount of significant pain.
Sadly, this is not up for Tommy consideration as he wounded himself trying not to crash in to Chloe. While mountain biking. Unfortunately, far too noble a cause to be considered. (not to mention that it was during exercise.)
But keep on manglin'!
...and STILL Champion!
had an email back & forth with Sugarpants, thereby inadvertently convening a quorum of The Tommy Award Nominating Committee, and he is ready to pronounce me the 2009 Winner for burning my paw in a bar stunt gone awry. (!!!)
I urged him to hold off, as there is still a lot of 2009 left but, as he wrote, ""Fire, booze, music, and women. And a slightly-torched paw. I mean......"
I guess, when he puts it that way... it really does have it all, doesn't it? I happen to think it's a new gold standard in Tommy-ism... (Made The Admiral weep with laughter. Repeatedly.)
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Mark Twain
Sunday, May 10, 2009
JOAN WINS!
Wow... So well done... Joan won the Celebrity Apprentice & The Wyfe and I could not be happier. We were pulling for her all season and are so proud. The Wyfe was on the edge of the couch yelling at the TV, "Yay Joan! Yay Joan!"
Well done, sweetie... Good triumphed over evil and you have more energy at 75 than most teenagers.
Congratulations!