DAMN IT!

Once again, an entry extremely similar to one I submitted appears as a finalist in the New Yorker's Caption Contest.

FINALISTS

	"It's sloppy work like that that gives the mob a bad name." Submitted by Gordon Baumbacher Kentfield, Calif.
	"We are trying to reduce our concrete footprint." Submitted by Tim Wilcox Miwaukee, Wis.
	"Two weeks ago, this was not considered torture." Submitted by Avery Clapsaddle Neche, N.D.

My entry read, " And on your right we are exploring a "green" alternative that, quite literally, reduces your concrete footprint."  

Tread lightly Mr. Tim Wilcox of Milwaukee, Wisconsin...  You're dangerously close to my "Dead To Me" list.