Alex's 4th of July Toast to Me

"Of all the Americans I know, I wish you in particular a happy 4th of July. You are a paragon of citizenship. A red blooded blue blood of jingoistic fortitude and loyalty. May you drink an American beer today, may you eat processed meats from Sheboygan, may you fire a concealed weapon at an illegal immigrant. Hold back nothing on this great day of our nation's liberty celebration!"