Blue-eyed Gatorsaur Cake

Homemade by Mommy!

Appropriately Grand

"The Li'l Godfather"

"I think you know why I've called you all here..." Well, we are in Jersey.

hmm...

for the event, far off in the future, that we move to the suburbs... these 2 license plates are available...

Paparazzi

Behind Bars Already

"Chick Magnet"

The middle one Kelly just called Leighton a chick magnet...

Live Bait

Just lovely...

As Homer just said, "This is 'drug cartel nice.'"

John Oliver live @ Posse Gala

My Jazz Fest Highlight

This performance by Steve Martin was an All-time Highlight. "Orange Blossom Special" followed by "King Tut" to close. Outstanding. Good review of his show HERE.

Martin held up an iPad and said his set was written on it, noting it was a $500 set list, saying “My fans expect nothing less.” His banter was a constant. “I try to write songs based on personal experience. This one is ‘I Think My Masseuse is Too Chatty’” he dead panned, never lacking in dad jokes for his banter. ”Saga of the Old West,” Martin continued, contains “sadness and melancholy….like the look on my agent’s face when I told him I wanted to be a banjo player.”

Hilarious Bar Name

It is bigger than France

Crawfish Text Message

"Do NOT go in the Jacuzzi!"

Leighton Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

fun with photo editing... for you comic book fans out there...

Leighton's First Postcard

from his Grandfather while they were vacationing in the Dominican Republic. words of wisdom...

'Stay Out of Poland'

Not that you can read it here but... before the concert last night I met Josh & Lisa at the Russian Samovar for some pre-concert cocktails. The service was inattentive at best, surly at worst. As Josh & Lisa bought the concert tickets I insisted on buying the drinks. Josh then insisted on leaving the tip in cash.

Fine. Which prompted me to editorialize for our Russian hosts in the TIP: line of my receipt...

"Tip? I've got a tip for you. 'STAY OUT OF POLAND.'"

More classy tees

Hers reads "I'd trade my boyfriend for a Coors Light." his reads, "Coors Light." Classy.

Two-Gun Charity

Outa Missoula...

Maru the Cat

saw this in the current issue of Wired magazine. as they correctly point out, the internet is filled with cat videos. "But this is a Japanese cat video."