THE LAST G*D-DAMN STRAW!

Okay... THIS is infuriating... As even the casual reader of this blog knows, I am obsessed with the New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest. Imagine my rage when I opened up the current issue of the New Yorker to find a nearly IDENTICAL caption to the one I submitted as one of the finalists!!!

I submitted "Objection! Alleged killer whale." While Will Simon of Brooklyn's "Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." was judged superior. I am beside myself with rage. To come SO CLOSE...

It's a good thing we are traveling for most of this week, I would hate to run in to Brooklyn's Will Simon...