Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Terry for US Senate

was emailing with Terry as the (incredible) Jazz Fest lineup came out today, and he announced his bid for the New York Senate seat vacated by Hillary:

"On another note, I too have decided I want to be the next senator from New York.

Will you loan me a room so I can fulfill the residency requirements?  If so, I am willing to bring the full fund raising brunt of the Brooks tribe to bear.

I am well educated, well travelled, and have better teeth than Caroline Kennedy.

May I count on your support for this very important position?"

well of course I pledged my support and have already gone to work:

"A glitter roach in every pot, and an art car in every garage."

"I'm Terry Brooks, and I may have imagined this message."

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