Colbert's Space Treadmill

Comedic hero Stephen Colbert did not, in fact, receive NASA's blessing to name their space node after him (instead they chose "Tranquility") but they did concede to name their treadmill after him, "The COLBERT - Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill."

Per Tuesday's episode, "A child will look into the sky and say, "What's that Mommy?' And the mother will say, 'That's the Stephen Colbert Space Node.' And the child will say, 'The same Stephen Colbert who saved the world from the zombie dragon onslaught?' And the mother will say, 'Yes. He was the most tender lover I've ever known."